funny

CHARLES: So where are you at?

KEVIN: I am in unit 9, cell 213.

CHARLES: But where?

KEVIN: Lexington. I am still in Lexington.

CHARLES: Well, just a minute. Let me go get your mom; she wants to talk to you.

MARTHA WYCKOFF: Hello.

KEVIN: Hey, Momma.

MARTHA: Kevin, I cannot believe this.

KEVIN: Wait. It’s not my fault.

MARTHA: We buried you today, boy.

KEVIN: I understand that. But that’s not my fault, though.

MARTHA: Whose fault is it?

KEVIN: It’s the people that work here!

MARTHA: Well, somebody’s in deep shit.




(in other news, ice t & hassel the hoff are not making a rap album