MAGICAL DEFENCE OF DRUG ACCUSED

"Asked what he intended to do with the 73 bags he told the jury: 'I was going to make a magic mushroom sculpture in the Green Field (the hippies' field at Glastonbury).'

'I was going to make a sculpture of a volcano and gaze up at it.'"...

And after a day of deliberating on his unusual defence argument the jury was unable to agree a verdict and was discharged."

Excellent