Oh Tepaphone, Oh Tepaphone

It seems that the FOGC-Lodge had this machine that could project magickal influence and function as a very effective weapon. And at that point the Great, Wise and Evil Uncle Chuckie started drooling. In fact I went through a couple of hankies trying to keep the book from getting messy. I put the book down and shouted at the top of my lungs, "I WANT ONE OF THOSE!"

(ps uncle chuckie = charles cosimano)